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The United Nations celebrated its widely ignored 60th anniversary in San Francisco on Sunday, causing an attack of narcolepsy to cascade throughout the world.
The event was so forgetable that even Kofi Annan didn't come to his own anniversary. Imagine that! I guess, like everybody else, he is treating the event like the birthday of an uncle who the family is shunning because he just got released from prison.
Instead he sent his propaganda minister, Shashi Tharoor, who bloviated as follows on the subject of the US withholding UN dues: "You can't join a club and say you won't pay your dues but you want changes," U.N. Undersecretary-General Shashi Tharoor told The Associated Press. "The U.S. simply has to engage with other countries."
Of course, we absolutely must pay Tharoor's salary. And the seven hundred flacks, bureaucrats and propagandists in his Department of Public Information. Why, without them, the world would lose it's most reliable source of anti-Israel media seminars!
The event was so forgetable that even Kofi Annan didn't come to his own anniversary. Imagine that! I guess, like everybody else, he is treating the event like the birthday of an uncle who the family is shunning because he just got released from prison.
Instead he sent his propaganda minister, Shashi Tharoor, who bloviated as follows on the subject of the US withholding UN dues: "You can't join a club and say you won't pay your dues but you want changes," U.N. Undersecretary-General Shashi Tharoor told The Associated Press. "The U.S. simply has to engage with other countries."
Of course, we absolutely must pay Tharoor's salary. And the seven hundred flacks, bureaucrats and propagandists in his Department of Public Information. Why, without them, the world would lose it's most reliable source of anti-Israel media seminars!
posted by Mediacrity at 9:38 AM
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