Hurry! Hurry! Get Your Copy! The UN's 2003 Yearbook!

The following communique was issued today by the Ministry of Propaganda of the East River Debating and Terrorist Cheerleading Society:

"The fifty-seventh volume of the Yearbook of the United Nations, covering the year 2003, has been published by the Department of Public Information (DPI). This unique publication, which chronicles all the major activities undertaken in the United Nations system, is the primary comprehensive and authoritative reference work on the United Nations and is widely consulted by diplomats, government officials, scholars, journalists and others with a serious interest in international and United Nations affairs."

Wow! It only took the seven hundred flacks, propagandists and bureaucrats a year and a half to produce this yearbook. Get yours soon! A steal at only $150.